When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner
When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months
LMAOOO
When the lady next door cooks actual food.
LMAOOOOO it got better
Lmao 😂😂😂😂
Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂
And She serve dessert
Yesssss
It just keeps getting better 😂
💀💀💀💀
But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”
Wait this made me laugh
Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying
Oh god 😂😂😂
why does this post keep getting better and better lmao
^^^ really tho lol
When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it
when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick
Fin
😭😭😭😭
how to grow the fuck up
Home
- what the hell is a mortgage?
- first apartment essentials checklist
- how to care for cacti and succulents
- the care and keeping of plants
- Getting an apartment
Money
- earn $50-$100 by taking surveys
- how to coupon
- what to do when you can’t pay your bills
- see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
- how to save money
- How to Balance a Check Book
- How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
- how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
- things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
- how to get free therapy
- what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
- how to make a doctor’s appointment
- how to pick a health insurance plan
- how to avoid a hangover
- a list of stress relievers
- how to remove a splinter
Emergency
- what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
- a list of hotlines in a crisis
- things to keep in your car in case of an emergency
- how to do the heimlich maneuver
Job
- time management
- create a resume
- find the right career
- how to pick a major
- how to avoid a hangover
- how to interview for a job
- how to stop procrastinating
- How to write cover letters
Travel
- ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
- Traveling for Cheap
- Travel Accessories
- The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
- How To Read A Map
- How to Apply For A Passport
- How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
- read the news
- leave your childhood traumas behind
- how to quit smoking
- how to knit
- how to stop biting your nails
- how to stop procrastinating
- how to stop skipping breakfast
- how to stop micromanaging
- how to stop avoiding asking for help
- how to stop swearing constantly
- how to stop being a pushover
- learn another language
- how to improve your self-esteem
- how to sew
- learn how to embroider
- how to love yourself
- 100 tips for life
(via octoberrbabyyy)
